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- *slytherin wins house cup*
- dumbledore: i don't think so
- dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
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GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
(Source: epic-humor)
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AND SHE’S NOT EVEN LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
IS SHE CHECKING THE MOTHER FUCKING NON EXISTING WATCH ON HER WRIST?
(Source: prrouddirectioner)





